Comedy Cabaret

LAUGHING IS BETTER WITH FRIENDS!

Enter through the Temperance House the Comedy Cabaret shows are in the banquet room.


Comedy Show Line - 215.676.5653
Temperance House 215.944.8050

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ALL SALES ARE FINAL and NONREFUNDABLE.



Comedy Cabaret is very happy here at the Temperance House, as we transform the banquet room into a comedy club. It's an intimate room and only seats 100, so every seat is GREAT!  We present occasional weekend shows - schedule below.

WHEN YOU BUY TICKETS...
PLEASE PUT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS IN CORRECTLY. 

All seating general admission, all sales final and nonrefundable. We will have your name at the door.  After your purchase, you will receive an important automated response confirming. If you do not, check your spam folder! (please read that again)
Also be ready for the new way to order your drinks - from your phone!

NO FOOD IS SERVED IN THE SHOWROOM 
If you would like to have dinner before the Comedy Cabaret Show 
call the Temperance House for a reservation 215.944.8050.
For seating we need you in the room 35/40 minutes
before showtime. and when you arrive please put your cell phones on silent.
 If you any questions please email Marilyn@ComedyCabaret.com  
THANK YOU : )
 

Yes, drinks will be served during the show, so you need be at least 21. 


***NOTE*** to redeem gift certificates....

please email the lovely Marilyn@ComedyCabaret.com 

she will set it up for you. 

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If you have any questions, please email
Marilyn@ComedyCabaret.com
THANK YOU!


Upcoming Events

We stage occasional weekend shows here - once a month or so. If you would like to come out and laugh and we are not scheduled here, It's OK, just come to our Comedy Club Doylestown venue! (not that far)


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Friday 8 PM is SOLD OUT!
5 COMIC BLAST OF LAUGHS!!
SOLD OUT THANK YOUUUUU!


8 pm Comedy Cabaret at the Temperance House 5 South State St. Newtown
--------------------------------------------------------- IT WILL BE NON-STOP LAUGHS and Headlining this event - is Comedian Steve Young who is an award-winning author and television writer for shows like "Boy Meets World," "Cybil" and "The Tonight Show." He has opened for stars like Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld, Eddie Murphy and Jim Carey. You will LOL at his “COMEDY CALL BACK SKILLS’! Also, on stage Comedy Club headliner seen on Showtime and HBO the BIG GUY Coleman Green, known for an occasional x-rated joke. PLUS- China’s #1 Comic seen on Comedy Central Bill Chaing, and Philly funny lady Nora Trabin, comic Steve Cooper and your host the Comedy Cabaret's Dr. Scarpati.
$27 plus fees - All sales non-refundable. All seating is general admission. No food in the comedy room, beverages only. If you are coming to the for show only, please be here by 35/40 minutes before showtime for seating. If you are having dinner at the Temperance House call for a reservation 215.944.8050 arrive about 2 hours before showtime. We look forward to seeing you LAUGHING and having fun!

APRIL FOOLS SATURDAY!
KILLER DOUBLE HEADLINER - 5 COMIC BLAST. SOLD OUT !


8 pm Comedy Cabaret at the Temperance House 5 South State St. Newtown
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5 KILLER COMICS FOR APRIL FOOLS!
IT WILL BE NON-STOP LAUGHS and Headlining this event is the CALL BACK KING!! - Comedian Steve Young who is an award-winning author and television writer for shows like "Boy Meets World," "Cybil" and "The Tonight Show." He has opened for stars like Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld, Eddie Murphy and Jim Carey. Steve is an amazing headliner like you have never seen before!! You will LOL at his “COMEDY CALL BACK SKILLS’! Also, on stage Comedy Club headliner seen on Showtime and HBO the BIG GUY - Coleman Green, is in the house... known for an occasional x-rated joke. And Comedy Competition Champ Tim Conniff and Philly funny lady Nora Trabin, and comic Steve DiNardo.
$30 plus fees - All sales final and non-refundable. All seating is general admission. No food in the comedy room, beverages only. If you are coming to the for show only, please be here by 35/40 minutes before showtime for seating. If you are having dinner at the Temperance House call for a reservation 215.944.8050 arrive about 2 hours before showtime. We look forward to seeing you LAUGHING and having fun!

FRIDAY MAY 5th 8 pm
Special Headliner with Comedy Star Gary DeLena - PLUS Tracy is here!!!


8 pm Comedy Cabaret at the Temperance House 5 South State St. Newtown
---------------------------------------------------------- WARNING! THIS EVENT MAY CAUSE HYPERVENTILATION FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!  SPECIAL HEADLINER - We are soooo excited because he is here!! Starring seen on HBO,SHOWTIME, COMEDY CENTRAL it is Gary DeLena, who is a triple threat showman. OHH MY, he is a singing impressionist, an accomplished musician, and a outstanding comedian. His show mixes musical parodies, good natured clowning and the ability to make friends with the audience by simply chatting. AND we have another comedy club headliner for you, Funny lady Tracy Locke, seen on Comedy Central, she provides a powerful, interactive one, two punch to her comedy show that will give your stomach and real workout from non-stop laughs! Tracy headlines Comedy clubs and theater’s across the USA! And... Originally from Bucks County now BIG TIME NYC COMIC! Plus 2 comedy competition champs Marc Lepow and Tim Conniff. $30 plus fees - All sales non-refundable. All seating is general admission. No food in the comedy room, beverages only. If you are coming to the for show only, please be here by 35/40 minutes before showtime for seating. If you are having dinner at the Temperance House call for a reservation 215.944.8050 arrive about 2 hours before showtime. We look forward to seeing you LAUGHING and having fun! ,

SATURDAY MAY 6th 8 pm
Special Headliner event with Comedy Star Gary DeLina!


8 pm Comedy Cabaret at the Temperance House 5 South State St. Newtown
----------------------------------------------------- WARNING! THIS EVENT MAY CAUSE HYPERVENTILATION FROM LAUGHING SO HARD! SPECIAL HEADLINER starring Gary DeLena is a triple threat showman. OHH MY, A singing impressionist, an accomplished musician, and a outstanding comedian. His show mixes musical parodies, good natured clowning and the ability to make friends with the audience by simply chatting. Seen on HBO,SHOWTIME, COMEDY CENTRAL! PLUS SPECIAL GUEST from NEW JERSEY 101.5 FM comedian and radio host Steve Trevelese. And your host is Bucks County comic Tim Conniff.
$30 plus fees - All sales final and non-refundable. All seating is general admission. No food in the comedy room, beverages only. If you are coming to the for show only, please be here by 35/40 minutes before showtime for seating. If you are having dinner at the Temperance House call for a reservation 215.944.8050 arrive 2 hours before showtime. We look forward to seeing you LAUGHING and having fun!

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8 pm Comedy Cabaret at the Temperance House 5 South State St. Newtown
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$27 plus fees - All sales non-refundable. All seating is general admission. No food in the comedy room, beverages only. If you are coming to the for show only, please be here by 35/40 minutes before showtime for seating. If you are having dinner at the Temperance House call for a reservation 215.944.8050 arrive about 2 hours before showtime. We look forward to seeing you LAUGHING and having fun!

SATURDAY April 1st 8pm
5 COMIC BLAST OF LAUGHS!


8 pm Comedy Cabaret at the Temperance House 5 South State St. Newtown

$27 plus fees - All sales non-refundable. All seating is general admission. No food in the comedy room, beverages only. If you are coming to the for show only, please be here by 35/40 minutes before showtime for seating. If you are having dinner at the Temperance House call for a reservation 215.944.8050 arrive about 2 hours before showtime. We look forward to seeing you LAUGHING and having fun!

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