Comedy Cabaret

LAUGHING IS BETTER WITH FRIENDS!

Enter through the Temperance House the Comedy Cabaret shows are in the banquet room.


Comedy Show Line - 215.676.5653
Temperance House 215.944.8050

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Comedy Cabaret is very happy here at the Temperance House, as we transform the banquet room into a comedy club.  It's an intimate room and only seats 100, so every seat is GREAT!  We will be doing occasional weekend shows. 

WHEN YOU BUY TICKETS...
PLEASE PUT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS IN CORRECTLY. 

Sales go through a company called PayPal. You do NOT have to be a member, when it says pay with PayPal, click it and there will be an option to use a credit card. If you any questions please email Marilyn@ComedyCabaret.com she will get right back to you. 

All seating general admission, we will have your name at the door. All sales non-refundable. After your purchase, you will receive an important automated response confirming. If you do not, check your spam folder! (read that again)
Also be ready for the new way to order your drinks - from your phone!

NO FOOD IS SERVED IN THE SHOWROOM 
If you would like to have dinner before the comedy show 
call the Temperance House for a reservation 215.944.8050
For seating we need you in the room 35/40 minutes
before showtime.
THANK YOU : )
 

Yes, drinks will be served during the show, so you need be at least 21. 


***NOTE*** to redeem gift certificates....

please email the lovely Marilyn@ComedyCabaret.com 

she will set it up for you. 

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If you have any questions, please email
Marilyn@ComedyCabaret.com
THANK YOU!


Upcoming Events

Off Thanksgiving Weekend in Newtown but
Try our Comedy Cabaret in Doylestown!

WE ARE THANKFUL FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU, WHO LIKE TO LAUGH AT LIFE!!!

Because of Christmas parties our next show here will be New Year's Eve, but if you are looking for laughs now, please check our Doylestown venue under LAUGH locations on our home page.

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With our explosive comedy show on New Year's Eve for you please expect to be laughing so hard that you may be hyperventilating! Comedy Cabaret will have oxygen tanks available when needed. At our various venues, New Year’s always sells out and we suggest purchasing tickets soon. We are very happy here at the Temperance House as we transform the banquet room into a Comedy Club. It’s an intimate room and only seats 100, so every seat is a GREAT!

If you want to meet your friends and sit together, that is easy. You be the point person, (use your last name). After you buy your tickets, tell your friends to get theirs and just let us know they would like to sit with you. When you buy tickets, you receive an automated response, just tell your friends to email us back and let us know they want to sit with by giving us your last name. DONE! Any questions email Marilyn@ComedyCabaret.com

2 shows - an early show at 6:30 pm and a 9:15 pm show. Admission is $32.50 plus fees - But after Dec. 25th prices go up to $40. Buy tickets below. We expect these events to sell out in advance. Most of us in the Comedy Office, LOVE these showtimes because you can have a GREAT NIGHT OUT and still be home on the couch in your PJ's in time to relax and watch the the ball come down!!! haha!

SATURDAY Dec. 31st 6:30 pm
NOT READY YET - still working on it


6:30 pm Comedy Cabaret at the Temperance House 5 South State St. Newtown

4 COMIC BLAST OF LAUGHS! - starring Funny Lady and National Comedy Competition Champ ‘MISSY’ who has appeared on Tru TV and in a couple films. Her comedy CD ‘Miss Representation’ was voted one of the best on Pandora radio. Mark these words – you will laugh your buns off with her wild routines about life & love! Also on stage is her funny husband Jeremy Hall, who was the DE Comedy Competition Champ, This guy he will crack you up! Also, be ready for the hilarious comedy-magic of Derek Lee, seen on Dr Oz show and FOX TV, he is totally FUNNY & AMAZING!! And, your host and is Bucks County comedian Tim Conniff.  This non-stop LAUGH event is perfect for N Y E! 

Comedy Cabaret Shows are in the Temperance House 5 S State Street Newtown PA 18940. $32.50 plus fees before Dec. 25th, after that $40, if any are left. We expect this to sell out in advance. All sales are non-refundable. All seating is general admission. No food in the comedy room, beverages only. If you are coming for show only, please be here by 35/40 minutes before showtime for seating. The Temperance food is outstanding, If you would like to have dinner before the show please call the Temperance for a reservation 215.944.8050. Again, if you are coming to show only, be here 35/40 minutes early. We look forward to seeing you LAUGHING and having fun! We expect YOU to be laughing so hard when you are here that you may be hyperventilating! Comedy Cabaret will have oxygen tanks available when needed. : )

If you have any other question please email, Marilyn at Marilyn@ComedyCabaret.com THANK YOU! We can not wait to see you LAUGHING it up on N Y E!

SATURDAY Dec. 31st 9:15 pm


6:30 pm Comedy Cabaret at the Temperance House 5 South State St. Newtown

4 COMIC BLAST OF LAUGHS! - starring Funny Lady and National Comedy Competition Champ ‘MISSY’ who has appeared on Tru TV and in a couple films. Her comedy CD ‘Miss Representation’ was voted one of the best on Pandora radio. Mark these words – you will laugh your buns off with her wild routines about life & love! Also on stage is her funny husband Jeremy Hall, who was the DE Comedy Competition Champ, This guy he will crack you up! Also, be ready for the hilarious comedy-magic of Derek Lee, seen on Dr Oz show and FOX TV, he is totally FUNNY & AMAZING!! And, your host and is Bucks County comedian Tim Conniff.  This non-stop LAUGH event is perfect for N Y E! 

Comedy Cabaret Shows are in the Temperance House 5 S State Street Newtown PA 18940. $32.50 plus fees before Dec. 25th, after that $40, if any are left. We expect this to sell out in advance. All sales are non-refundable. All seating is general admission. No food in the comedy room, beverages only. If you are coming for show only, please be here by 35/40 minutes before showtime for seating. The Temperance food is outstanding, If you would like to have dinner before the show please call the Temperance for a reservation 215.944.8050. Again, if you are coming to show only, be here 35/40 minutes early. We look forward to seeing you LAUGHING and having fun! We expect YOU to be laughing so hard when you are here that you may be hyperventilating! Comedy Cabaret will have oxygen tanks available when needed. : )

If you have any other question please email, Marilyn at Marilyn@ComedyCabaret.com THANK YOU! We can not wait to see you LAUGHING it up on N Y E!

SATURDAY 2023


8 pm Comedy Cabaret at the Temperance House 5 South State St. Newtown

SATURDAY 2023


8 pm Comedy Cabaret at the Temperance House 5 South State St. Newtown

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